Katie: Dad, can we have a "Daddy-Daugher" talk?
Mr. C: Of course.
Katie: Do I look like a man or a girl?
Mr. C: Why would you ask that?
Katie: (pointing to her non-existent breasts) Because of these.
Mr. C: Girls gets those when they are 11 or 12.
Mr. C: For when you are a mommy when you are older and have babies.
Mr. C: So you can feed them their food.
Katie: What do I do with them the rest of the time?!?!
*insert hysterical laughter from mommy at this point....
Mr. C: They're just to show that you are a girl.